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hotforphysics:

There are bags under my eyes. Bags of money haaha later peasants

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May 29th, 2012 at 5:13AM
  • Television: In the criminal justice system--
  • Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
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May 28th, 2012 at 10:33PM
  • me: i want a hot body
  • me: does absolutely nothing to achieve this
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